Phasor Burn

Original Artwork by James Gosling


Sun sun = new Sun( 1982 );
sun.create( "SunSparc", "Solaris", "Java" );
while(sun.flounder(10,years))
{
sun.buy(Random(Companies));
sun.firestaff(Random(Staff));
}
oracle.buy( sun, 2010 );
oracle.getPatents( sun );
oracle.fireStaff( sun );
oracle.eat( sun );
sun = null;
System.gc();

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