I am just dumbstruck by these quotes attributed to Jerry Lee Cooper.
Who’s that? Well, Google him for yourself.
You see, the Unix was designed to run within the VHF to UHF spectra (much like a radio), which is all well and good until you consider that modern computers run in the microwave range, at which regular radio reception starts to have serious issues. If one were to use a UHF receiver to tune in to a quad-phased broadcast in the Microwave spectra, one would fail miserably.
I would wager a bet that Ed Bott’s computing apparatus was a more contemporary design utilizing a 3GHz central processor unit (or CPU). Under such frequencies, the linux would literally tear itself apart, its code lacking the internal cohesion to sustain this extreme environment. The Microsoft by comparison, is streamlined and engineered to withstand this Microwave environment, thanks no doubt to the forethought of its designers.
I’m in awe of his stupendous ignorance. Unless it is a very well played troll. Normally, you should never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
However, this is genuine gold comedy at its finest, and if it is not a series of trolls then someone should make sure this person gets hired by their worst enemy . . .
Yeah, he totally forgot to factor in the resonant frequency of the series of tubes. With that taken into account, it’s irrefutable proof of the need for simultaneous four-way timecube activation to avoid the destruction of the spacetime continuum.
arto
January 1st, 2008
Hey! I totally did what you said and found Jerry Lee Cooper’s pic!
http://www.seminolesheriff.org/en-us/advisories/transient_offenders/reports/trav294.html?sf_ses=s869kp4ggmttb35aca5cfns8u4
Geoff
January 2nd, 2008
Excellent find!
Trever
January 2nd, 2008