Elmo’s going to give himself a concussion
Thursday, September 28th, 2006
Archive for September, 2006
Small Talk - I like my boobies
Sunday, September 24th, 2006snort! coffee | nose > keyboard
Male Restroom Etiquette
Sunday, September 24th, 2006Some people have too much, er, time on their hands.
Apple to introduce teleporting for grannies
Saturday, September 23rd, 2006… and everything caught fire again
Friday, September 22nd, 2006As seen on a web forum somewhere out there on the interweb :
An apparently maligned Canadian says :
I would comment about the stereotypical remarks made about us here above the 49th, but I have to go see the RCMP about a ticket I got in July driving my dog sled too fast through a moose crossing near Dundas square on the way back to my igloo.
To which an Aussie chips in with :
That’s OK mate, now if you’ll excuse me I have to see the cops here after they pulled me over for drinking whilst riding in the pouch of my kangaroo to get back to my lean-to before the sun came up and everything caught on fire again.
coke | nose > keyboard